“Grimmjow...”
“PEW PEW PEW!”
Aizen blinked from where he stood in the door of Grimmjow’s security room. The scene before him consisted of Grimmjow sitting in his chair, obviously trying to look as innocent as possible. He had definitely not pretended to shoot Aizen, because he was totally not that stupid. Totally not. Yeah. Giving a rather nervous laugh the arrancar leaned forward in his seat. Just play it cool, Grimmjow, just play it cool.
“Hey Aizen...why are you here? Come to watch and blackmail with me?”
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Aizen’s eye twitched subtly as he gripped the handle to the door with unexpressed anger.
“Nothing...Just, you know, watching and doing..security stuff.”
“Then why are you hiding your hand behind your back?”
The arrancar cursed at his own stupidity for trying to hide the fact he had made a make believe gun with his thumb and pointer finger. Damn. Could he be anymore stupid? Though not wanting to let Aizen notice this unnerving revelation, Grimmjow sneered and replied smugly with,
“Really, Aizen, it’s only instinct to hide the porn.”
The arrancar leader pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a soft hiss. He knew he couldn’t leave Grimmjow down here by himself. Then again at least he wasn’t shooting everything that moved. Aizen smirked, oh, he was so clever. Inching towards the arrancar he surveyed him with interest.
“Why don’t you show me this....uh...porn?”
Grimmjow gulped and looked for an escape. Turning to his screens, he smirked and pointed at the one in the far right.
“LOOK! Wonderwice is stealing things from the office again.”
“......I’ll be back.”
With a swift turn, Aizen disappeared out the door and down the hall. He wouldn’t let the childish bastard steal things again, because he was really getting tired of buying staplers.
Grimmjow waited until his boss had completely disappeared, before turning back to his screens. Damn, it felt good to be a security guard. Sharp blue eyes swept over all scenes before him and soon enough he landed upon Stark and Halibel, who apparently thought they were not being watched, making out.
“Fuck! Now that’s good stuff.”
Folding his arms behind his head, he set his feet up on the edge of his controls in a total cliche I’MSUCHACOOLSECURITYGUARD fashion. Now....where did he put that porn?